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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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roza zaripova | original

[temporicide]

[dualitys]

not like you to keep daddy waiting with those pretty pictures, sweetheart

nsfw link, casually ignoring the hair color being off

[temporicide]

[ Unfamiliar number calling itself Daddy feels like something she would have invented for her own passing of time. It has to be someone she knows, right? Playing a game?

But she's never played this one before, so obviously she should — ]

Please forgive me, Daddy 💔 I'll make it up to you.
I have something better than a picture. This is what I've been doing when I miss seeing you.

nsfw img

[medals]

[ clearly mid convo: ]

YAY 💖💖💖🥰🥰🥰

this one is my fave from last night tho:

JJ HAS SENT AN ATTACHMENT IMAGE9088.JPG

can we eat dinner in bed btw 🥺🥺🥺 pls 🥺🥺🥺 plsssss

[temporicide]

[ This would be funny if it were happening to anyone else. ]

Oh

I don't think that one's physiologically possible for me. But I bet you probably can!

[medals]

[ oh -

actually, it is funny ]

oh
oops :)

you can keep it if you want tho ❤️

[temporicide]

If our phones are hacked, that would really add a whole dimension to the inevitable scandal here. Working my way through the whole family, they'll say.

[medals]

it's okay, no one would believe it :)

[ does she know? has Danny confessed where his dick sleeps at night? confessed who's dick sleeps inside him? ]

keep it as a family portrait, something 2 remember us by when u leave ♥

[temporicide]

You don't think we'll see each other again?

[medals]

awh princess

i never wanted to see you again ever

[temporicide]

I could tell. But things are different this time, so it might be inevitable.

[1966]

One life for another seems just.
I believe the saying is "an eye for an eye"?

[temporicide]

Yeah, they follow that one up with "leaves the whole world blind"
But there's always got to be somebody at the very end with just one eye. Who are you killing?

[1966]

Is it not already?

[ the whole world, he means. blind. ]

Someone killed two butterflies in the garden.
Intentionally.

[temporicide]

A fair few people have their moments, but
It feels that way sometimes.

That's awful. They're only little and they can't protect themselves. So do you know who it was?

[1966]

[ something about this conversation is starting to tip him off to something being - not right, but adam can't quite put his finger on it just yet. something about the language feels off balance, the pattern of speech. he just assumes alaric is distracted. slightly frustrating, but nothing new to adam, nothing he can't move past. ]

I'm sure I can find out.
Will you help me? When I find them.

[temporicide]

Okay. I will.

Are you going to have a trial, or does that not matter?

[1966]

A trial to what end?

nsfw link

[preborns]

good morning, darling

[IMAGE ATTACHMENT]

[temporicide]

Good morning. That's a beautiful picture, which I bet you know already.

But is it really me you're saying it to? Just checking.

[preborns]

oh!





it is now 😘

[temporicide]

Lucky me!

But I'll keep it safe, promise. And because I'm being really good and not nosy at all, I won't even ask who it was for. (Unless...)

[preborns]

you're quite welcome, sweetness.

are you being really good? promise me? perhaps i ought to ask for proof...

[temporicide]

Perhaps you should.
I'll prove myself any which way you like.

[preborns]

idle hands are the devils playground, so says my sweet sister.

you should occupy yours, i think. but to know best how, i must see what you're wearing 😘