𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[medals]

[ clearly mid convo: ]

YAY 💖💖💖🥰🥰🥰

this one is my fave from last night tho:

JJ HAS SENT AN ATTACHMENT IMAGE9088.JPG

can we eat dinner in bed btw 🥺🥺🥺 pls 🥺🥺🥺 plsssss

[temporicide]

[ This would be funny if it were happening to anyone else. ]

Oh

I don't think that one's physiologically possible for me. But I bet you probably can!

[medals]

[ oh -

actually, it is funny ]

oh
oops :)

you can keep it if you want tho ❤️

[temporicide]

If our phones are hacked, that would really add a whole dimension to the inevitable scandal here. Working my way through the whole family, they'll say.

[medals]

it's okay, no one would believe it :)

[ does she know? has Danny confessed where his dick sleeps at night? confessed who's dick sleeps inside him? ]

keep it as a family portrait, something 2 remember us by when u leave ♥

[temporicide]

You don't think we'll see each other again?

[medals]

awh princess

i never wanted to see you again ever

[temporicide]

I could tell. But things are different this time, so it might be inevitable.

[medals]

don’t you have a husband to look after

[temporicide]

Yes, I do. Do you think they'll get along? I think they might.

[medals]

at your funeral, maybe

[temporicide]

Always with the death threats. But I guess it's been your life lately, right? I should have put it together when somebody killed my old director. Who else would have stabbed that old man over 70 times for me?

[medals]

was that before or after my psychiatrist? my exes? must have been after my old college professor at least

it’s a busy hobby :)

[temporicide]

I don't know how he even knew. I mean, I'm grateful. But how do you find people to do it? Is it just anyone who bothers either of you?

[medals]

you didn’t get the personal touch? men really aren’t shit

[temporicide]

No, not at all! We hadn't really seen each other as much, and I didn't know about it. But I'm glad I do know, now that we're back together. And I'm glad it happened to your exes and psychiatrists and things, if they did you wrong.

[medals]

roza you’re smarter than that

[temporicide]

Who told you that?

[medals]

your grandma :)

when he puts you down, he won’t even kiss you goodbye

[temporicide]

The second lie is only slightly funnier than the first. But why do you think so?

[medals]

now roza, have i ever lied to you?

[temporicide]

Well, yes.

[medals]

i have literally never lied to you once

[temporicide]

The only people Grandmother calls smart are 19th century war criminals.

[medals]

in front of you, maybe