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𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖓𝖙 𝖒𝖔𝖉𝖘. ([personal profile] saltburntmods) wrote in [community profile] draino2025-06-15 11:02 am
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𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

MISFIRES



a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)
ripher: (pic#17850217)

Giles - ota

[personal profile] ripher 2025-06-15 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
advertising: (neutral: adam's gone)

[personal profile] advertising 2025-06-16 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's late. I shouldn't be doing this. But, I wouldn't mind you in my bed tonight. Let's not talk about tomorrow. Or after we leave here. But, maybe for old times. One and done.
ripher: (pic#17850202)

[personal profile] ripher 2025-06-16 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hmm. ]

One and done? Not terribly optimistic.
advertising: (neutral: g.i. joe)

[personal profile] advertising 2025-06-16 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It's us. One could be three. But, it still should be done. We both know it. You're the one who know how good you are with my cue.
nightsung: (pic#17883348)

nsfw link

[personal profile] nightsung 2025-06-21 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ First: a purchase link to the "Little Flirt", followed by a text. ]

If you wanted to try something on your own, Stephen, I often recommend this to beginners.
ripher: (pic#17850195)

[personal profile] ripher 2025-06-21 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Thank god he got Buffy to teach him how to take a screenshot on this phone. Now to decide whether to tell her the truth.. or not. ]

You don't think it's a little small?

[ Sorry not sorry, Stephen. ]
nightsung: (pic#17883410)

[personal profile] nightsung 2025-06-21 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
And here I thought you were going to be shy. I'm impressed.

There are training kits with bigger sizes, of course. Or dilators, if you'd like just one versatile toy.
ripher: (pic#17850221)

[personal profile] ripher 2025-06-21 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps you could have some delivered to my room? The larger the better.

What's your personal favourite?
nightsung: (pic#17883349)

[personal profile] nightsung 2025-06-21 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd be happy to. I'm glad you're so eager.

My old company made some lovely ones out of obsidian. Beautiful for root and sacral work.
ripher: (pic#17850206)

[personal profile] ripher 2025-06-21 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Fascinating. And they feel comfortable, even made out of rock?
nightsung: (pic#17883410)

[personal profile] nightsung 2025-06-21 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, of course. They're very smooth, and have a pleasant weight to them. Cold at first, but they warm quickly.
ripher: (pic#17850221)

[personal profile] ripher 2025-06-23 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
I can see why you might like them. I imagine they look rather fetching as well, especially on you. In you?
nightsung: (pic#17883348)

[personal profile] nightsung 2025-06-23 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you like to see?
ripher: (pic#17850211)

[personal profile] ripher 2025-06-24 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
If I may be so bold, yes, I would love to see.
nightsung: (pic#17883353)

nsfw link

[personal profile] nightsung 2025-06-24 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ attached, about ten minutes later: video.mp4 ]

Feels nice. I imagine your cock would feel nicer.
ripher: (pic#17850191)

[personal profile] ripher 2025-06-24 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Good lord.

After a brief ethical struggle:
]

I'm sure Stephen would enjoy that very much. Unfortunately, I'm not him. Though now I wish I were.
nightsung: (pic#17883363)

[personal profile] nightsung 2025-06-24 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. Who do I have the pleasure of speaking to?

Hopefully not the type to get a girl worked up and leave her high and dry.
[ Or high and wet, as it were. ]
ripher: (pic#17850190)

[personal profile] ripher 2025-06-24 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Rupert Giles. I believe we've met. [ Briefly, over breakfast, or at one of the parties. ]

I do try to be a gentleman where possible. Can I offer my help?
nightsung: (pic#17883419)

[personal profile] nightsung 2025-06-24 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You might apologize to Stephen for the delivery he's about to receive. [ Because yes, she is that fast. ]

But first, tell me which hole to fill next. [ Her mouth, her cunt. ] And whether I should fill it with fingers or toys.

ripher: (pic#17850208)

[personal profile] ripher 2025-06-24 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That beautiful pussy deserves some attention, I think. From your fingers this time. Can you feel it from inside, being filled from behind?
nightsung: (pic#17883379)

[personal profile] nightsung 2025-06-24 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Slower, as she types one-handed: taking time to circle her clit before sliding two long fingers between her lips. ]

Mm.

Feels full, but not full enough.
ripher: (pic#17850193)

[personal profile] ripher 2025-06-24 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's new to this -- dating people, fucking strangers, sexting -- and it's remarkably difficult to stay focused. ]

Greedy girl. You clearly need something more satisfying.
nightsung: (pic#17883386)

[personal profile] nightsung 2025-06-24 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Would you show me what I'm missing?
ripher: (pic#17850224)

[personal profile] ripher 2025-06-25 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This, he can do. After a minute or so he sends a photo of his lap: trousers undone, sweater rucked up onto his belly, hard uncut cock loosely held in his hand. ]
nightsung: (pic#17883353)

[personal profile] nightsung 2025-06-25 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That worked up while impersonating your friend? How naughty of you.

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