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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[mygoodsir]

It would be a lot easier if he weren't a seven foot tall sex god, but what can you do? Have a wank and a cry about it and then go about your day.

[viver]

Not quite seven.

[mygoodsir]

[fuck.]

Hi, Al.

[viver]

Hello, Harry. What would be a lot easier?

[mygoodsir]

Ignoring you.

How have you been?

[viver]

Ah. Then I can see why you're struggling.

Let's see - I haven't been crying. I've done the wanking part a few times, though.

[mygoodsir]

Yes.

That's fantastic. I'd hate for any emotional distress to interrupt your holiday.

[viver]

I've had plenty of it already.

And I've been working this whole time, Harry.

[mygoodsir]

Have you?

Oh, yes. The menagerie. You're enjoying it, then?

[viver]

It's a lovely place to take a break from all the animals here. [ al ur so funnee ] You ought to give it a try. Visit me sometime. I'll show you what's behind the scenes.

[mygoodsir]

I imagine it is.

I don't think that's a good idea.

[viver]

Then let's prove you wrong. Or right. Whichever you prefer.

[mygoodsir]

Al, my heart really can't take it.

[viver]

I disagree. This is what it needs.

[mygoodsir]

To be dicked around?

[viver]

You've been hanging out with too many boys, papillon.
Not every interaction needs to be repaid with sex or gifts.

[mygoodsir]

I can't argue with that.
With you it's usually more dangerous, love.

[viver]

It isn't more dangerous. It just scares you.

[mygoodsir]

Of course it scares me. You hurt me, Alaric.

[viver]

Are you letting me hurt you again?

[mygoodsir]

No.

Yes.

I don't know.

[viver]

I can decide for you.

[mygoodsir]

I want to let you, but I'm terrified of what that means.

[viver]

So be terrified. You've had enough of sadness.

[mygoodsir]

I'd rather be happy again.