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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

alaric alarie (zephir) — original

[viver]

[mygoodsir]

It would be a lot easier if he weren't a seven foot tall sex god, but what can you do? Have a wank and a cry about it and then go about your day.

[viver]

Not quite seven.

[mygoodsir]

[fuck.]

Hi, Al.

[viver]

Hello, Harry. What would be a lot easier?

[mygoodsir]

Ignoring you.

How have you been?

[viver]

Ah. Then I can see why you're struggling.

Let's see - I haven't been crying. I've done the wanking part a few times, though.

[mygoodsir]

Yes.

That's fantastic. I'd hate for any emotional distress to interrupt your holiday.

[viver]

I've had plenty of it already.

And I've been working this whole time, Harry.

nsfw link, blood/injury

[temporicide]

Best day of my whole life.

[viver]

You look like you had fun.
Shouldn't be too difficult to turn that into the second one.

[temporicide]

Oh

[ No, this is clearly fate. Phone knows best. ]

You really think I can handle it? I mean, I always try.

[viver]

Anything you can't handle now is merely practice.
How long ago was it? The best day of your whole life.

[temporicide]

We went skiing. Not so long ago. Maybe six months.

The marks lasted a third of that time, but I wanted to be fresh here. Like a canvas. You know? Everything about here is a new start.

[viver]

The past seems to keep haunting our new starts, I think.

I'd like to work on it.

[temporicide]

A particular piece is getting you down?

Because I'm here for you, you know. You've been really good to me, so I want that to go both ways. (Including with working on it.)

[viver]

Nothing can get me down, as much as they try. Do the people who love you ever blame you for it? Like it's a crime that they care about you.

I'm not interested in being good to you. I will be, but that isn't the goal. It's always to make you better.

[chokedout]

do you think if we just closed the door and kept her inside anyone would notice
cat distribution system, etc

[viver]

This makes no sense. Tell me more.

[chokedout]

...



she's mine now

[viver]

And who is the lucky prisoner?

[chokedout]

why does nobody know who she is

who is THIS?

[viver]

Alaric.

[chokedout]

[great]

isnt your sister the taxidermist

[viver]

My twin has many talents. You've met her?