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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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shauna shipman | yellowjackets

[diarists]

[can be au or og~]

[masticated]

When are you gonna let me put you in your place again?

[diarists]

[hmmmmm. well then.]

It wouldn't be genuine if I came to you begging for it, you know~

[masticated]

[oops, wrong number-

wait, he can work with this.]

Why do you say that?

[diarists]

Isn't the whole point my bad attitude? One that needs putting in line?

[masticated]

You know what that means don't you? A bad attitude with a smart mouth. I'd like to see what I can use to shut you up.

[diarists]

You'll have to get creative, Mr. Wright. I don't silence easily.

[masticated]

Of course you don't, Shauna. Lucky for you creativity isn't a problem for me.
Men like me were born to get creative with women like you.

[diarists]

That's a lot of words. I'm a woman of action.
As I'm sure you're aware.

Am I going to get that from you, Mr. Wright?

[masticated]

You got the flower didn't ya?
Imagine what I can do without your little followers around. I'll show you what real power is.

[diarists]

I did.
That means you know where I'm staying. Which room is mine.

So why aren't you here?

[temujackie]

last night was fun

nsfw link

[diarists]

[cute.]

Yeah? You sure seemed relaxed.

[IMAGE ATTACHMENT]

You didn't even realize I took this, did you?

[temujackie]

holy shit, uh
no, i didn't notice.



wow, my ass looks amazing.

[diarists]

You're forgiven. You were sort of worn out by then.

Uhhh, yeah. I've only told you that every single day, dork. <3

[temujackie]

thanks to you :P

well, i don't usually see it from that
vantage point?? i guess??

besides. mine has nothing on yours.

[diarists]

You're such a dork lol

[a slip into teenage parlance, into youth, the way only mel and jackie can prompt her to be.]

You're biased. Maybe your head's a little clouded.

Maybe I should send a picture to refresh your memory on how it REALISTICALLY looks.

[temujackie]

takes one to know one, dork. [ is it ego, a little, that has mel sending a message like this to shauna knowing that she's one of very, very few people who can? maybe. ]

nope, i don't think so.

please. i DARE you.

nsfw link

[diarists]

[it's true; insubordination is punishable by immediate termination, regardless of skill level or longevity. shauna has always been unafraid to turn on those closest to her, as melissa well knows -- but being as close as she and jackie are comes with certain privileges. toeing the line of disrespect is one of them.]

I'm not the one who had multiple custom snapbacks made for a BABY. Pretty sure that means you win, Mel.

You dare me? Really? Seriously?

[but, after a moment, a grainy photo.]

[temujackie]

the snapbacks keep his face out of the sun. and they look cool. oh my god

[ also oh my god that picture ]

shauna
SHAUNA

[diarists]

So would a regular hat. Or an umbrella. Dork.

Yes, Melissa? :)?

[she's enjoying every second of this, yes.]

[temujackie]

you want jack going out in a regular boring baby hat looking like some regular boring baby? this is our thing :(

but i can't talk about the hats anymore, that picture just made me go insane

[diarists]

Okay, yeah, sometimes it's cute but you ordered six different hats. Six.
That seems a liiiittle excessive.

Oh, you can't? That sucks, dang. Guess you'll have to go be insane and can't see the other pictures I took. :(

[temujackie]

multiple hats to go with all his little outfits! it's not excessive, it's PRACTICAL

[ never mind that melissa just wears the same color hat all the time and it's fine. it's fine!!!

also, WAIT. ]

no, shauna, i want to see them.
please? i need to see them

[diarists]

Formal snapback, casual snapback, business snapback...just like you.

Hmmm, I don't know. They're not all of my ass, you know. Some of them are higher up.
Do you want to see those too?