𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[longlegs]

i love cheese

[chokedout]

well, don't i have the thing just for you

[longlegs]

oh gee i wonder what it is!

[chokedout]

pretend to be surprised when i give it to you at dinner

[longlegs]

okay
on a scale of 1-10 how surprised do you want me to be

[chokedout]

anything less than 4 might hurt my feelings
but i leave it in your capable hands to decide

[longlegs]

that's a great idea
leaving things in my very capable hands
you should do it with other stuff

[chokedout]

ok but
be rougher with those things

[longlegs]

i can do that
if you promise to be rougher with mine

[chokedout]

deal
pinky shake?

[longlegs]

after i get my level 10 surprise
seriously though
you didn't have to get me anything

[chokedout]

yeah but it just felt right
hope it doesn't chase you off but
i feel like
this need to show you how much i like you


it's like needing to paint
i need it out of my system somehow
this spark

[longlegs]

[ oh... her heart. ]

really?
you're not gonna chase me off ♥︎
it feels nice to know that you think that
i'm really flattered

can i say something that's probably gonna chase you off?

[chokedout]

yeah sure, i'll tie my laces while you do that

[longlegs]

[ Dork. After that comes a lot of type, stop, delete, type, stop, type. All that hesitation just to say: ]

people tell me i fall in love way too easily

[chokedout]

do people try to tell you that's a bad thing?

[longlegs]

they don't take me seriously for the most part?
but also like
i get really strong feelings and then the other person's not ready for that
or they say they are and just break my heart
anyway
i think i could really fall for you teddie
sometimes it's like i already have?
as if the feeling was already there before we met
like how we had the same tattoo and stuff

if this is too much just say so, i swear it's fine

[ is it tho ]

[chokedout]

i've never really been good at identifying the root of my emotions
which is to say i haven't been great at relationships in general because of it
but the reason i say that is

meeting you here did feel like reuniting instead of meeting for the first time
it's like we met in a past life? i like that. the comfort of that.
this is different to me than anything else.
i've got strong feelings too

[longlegs]

really?
that's
yeah i think that's what it is
at first i thought it was like how they say some things are meant to happen?
and with you it's more... it already did, but we're still discovering it
or working backwards
hey maybe we got those tattoos together and just forgot

[ ha, just kidding. unless ]

[chokedout]

in another round of "will this scare u off"
i got something to say about that idea...
crossing my fingers you don't think i'm weird but

growing up i always felt kind of off?
like i'd dream at night these really vivid dreams
they felt like reality so much i would even get confused sometimes
i've had them almost all my life but
therapy told me it's nbd
but idk

it's like you were in one and i only remember now

[longlegs]

[ Oh. It takes her a while, but: ]

did you
dream about how we met?

[chokedout]

not exactly
i mean, maybe?

i don't remember a lot of it, but sometimes it'll spark a piece
like how you remember your dreams the day after (or don't, until prompted)
i feel like it's... like that
like seeing you tickles some part of my brain that saw you before
but i also know i sound a bit crazy

[longlegs]

a little bit
but then so do i
i don't know why i keep thinking you and i met by a pool, not the lake
there was this party and you were wearing bracelets
it's not really a dream though
when you found me for a second i actually thought that's where we were?
and then there's times when i'm in some situation and think there's stuff i can do that i definitely can't

[chokedout]

[Does he remember that too, or does her saying it just plant the image in his head?]

i keep looking in the mirror and seeing faces that don't belong to me
like, they're me but they're not me?
i'm trying to give my liver a break too
but so far it's not helping


i also
well
i feel like my friends are different
i know people change
i change too
but
i feel like im always making wrong assumptions

[longlegs]

i haven't seen different faces
just
shadows
kind of

like what?