draino | 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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this could be us but u playing

[ God.

There's negative five chance this was intended for him, but he can appreciate the vision. ]

Wow. I never knew you cared.

Daddy's cock is ALL i care about, duh

[ Christ. ]

I think you've got the wrong cock.

What do you mean?

Oh

Shit. Sorry.

For the record, that was just inspiration. That's not me in the video.

Don't worry, I got that from the 'could be'.

[ And, since the conversation's already happening, and technically neither of them are at fault but he didn't start it so feels mildly entitled to continue it - ]

It also looks like more effort than I'd usually go to for a blow job. This more for you or for him?

Some men like being dominant, and some men like being on the other end of it.

Maybe you're just lazy.

I wasn't criticizing, it was an honest question. It's just as good for both of you. Noted.

Why would I send that to anyone if it wouldn't be good for both of us?

Obviously it's going to be good for him regardless, he'll have his cock in your mouth.

Sometimes people do things they might not otherwise bother to do because other people are super into it, and that's the appeal. I wondered which way around that was working here, that's all.

You sent me porn while I was trying to read the paper, you don't need to start a fight with me about it.