𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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stephen strange ✨ mcu

[rehandle]

nsfw link

[ripher]

Can't stop thinking about you.

[ video.mp4 ]

[rehandle]

[ Give him a minute to open this, immediately lock his phone and stare at nothing in particular... then cautiously reopen, hit play on the video and sit with it for a moment. Something something curiosity and cats. ]

Well same, now.

[ Jesus Christ Giles. ]

Take it you've overcome your fear of being in the same room?

[ripher]

[ Oh, what the bloody hell --

And what does well same mean, exactly? ]

It wasn't meant for her.

[ Liar. ]

[rehandle]

Oh no? Who then?

[chokedout]

idc what you say i think she's beautiful

[attachment: image0535.jpg]

[rehandle]

[ Given what else he's recently received from an unwitting sender, he's got a certain sense of thematic cohesion to uphold when this comes in, so - ]

You're right. That's the perfect pussy.

[chokedout]

right???

[attachment: image0536.jpg]

[rehandle]

These really write themselves.

What's her name?

[longlegs]

[ voice recording, mid-conversation: ]

—okay, uh. He was just taking this bath with... herbs or something? Then he told me to get in, so I thought… why the hell not? I was going to the pool anyway. It was fucking boiling, by the way. We talked for a bit and then just... I don't know, I put my hand on his dick. He, like, just lifted me and put me on his lap, and then—

He made my bikini disappear?

[ end of recording. ]

[rehandle]

[ Uh. Hm.

But at this point the sense of mischief's high, and he doesn't stop himself from recording a voice note and sending it off in response to this chunk of a conversation he was never meant to be privy to. ]

As in, vanish? He sleight of handed your bikini? Did you get this guy's card, he sounds like he'd be fun at parties.

[longlegs]

[ Where is a hole to fall into when you need one ]

Oh my god, I don't even remember recording that. What the fuck is wrong with my phone?

[rehandle]

I don't know, but what's done is done. Did he tell you how he did it?

[deadnerve]

the sims 2 open for business
the sims 2 pets
the sims 2 seasons
the sims 2 bon voyage

[rehandle]

I'm afraid we're all sold out.

[deadnerve]

but you promised

[rehandle]

Did I?
Sorry buddy

nsfw link 😇

[holyposition]

[ attachment. ]

this could be us but u playing

[rehandle]

[ God.

There's negative five chance this was intended for him, but he can appreciate the vision. ]

Wow. I never knew you cared.

[holyposition]

Daddy's cock is ALL i care about, duh

[rehandle]

[ Christ. ]

I think you've got the wrong cock.

[nightsung]

If you remove that plug before I see you tonight, your next gift from me will be an obsidian cock cage.

[rehandle]

[ @ god, oh word? ]

Unfortunately I've already failed the assignment.
In my defence I never received the assignment.

[nightsung]

[ Might not be the first time she's hit the wrong recipient while typing one-handed. Still, ]

I suppose I can overlook the failure, in that case.

Would you like an assignment?

[rehandle]

[ Mark him down as amused, scared, and horny. ]

I'm not sure I'm qualified.