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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[holyposition]

You're completely forgiven.

Don't let me stop you from coming up with something scandalous.

[mygoodsir]

I feel ridiculous.

You'd like that? Something of an intimate nature?

[holyposition]

I like being intimate with you. So I can't imagine I wouldn't like something related to that. I don't think I'm too demanding, though, I just want to spend time with you.

Who were you plotting with?

[mygoodsir]

You're not demanding at all. I just felt it ought to be something special.

Why? So you can tell them what you really want and they can give me the hint?

[holyposition]

I know it will be, if you're there. The effort is sweet, though.

So I know if they'll give you good advice!

[mygoodsir]

It's been difficult for you. I wish only to ease your mind and celebrate your person.

Very well. Theo. He is often a great help to me.

[holyposition]

I know you do. I'll be looking forward to it, whatever it is. :)

I don't know how good his advice will be though, since we barely know each other.

[mygoodsir]

I will endeavour to spoil you.

No, but for general etiquette and ideas he's very helpful. And I thought that if I became truly stuck I would ask Hawk.

[holyposition]

Hawk will keep his best ideas for himself. Try Koby.

[mygoodsir]

Oh, I suppose that he might, yes.

How old are you now, my love?

[holyposition]

I'll be turning 25.

[ Don't have a crisis about being old! ]

[mygoodsir]

A fine age.

I must congratulate myself for keeping up with you at all!

[holyposition]

A milestone.

You underestimate yourself. You keep up perfectly well.

[mygoodsir]

It is! Worthy of a celebration. I am honoured to witness such an event.

Well. Most days.

[holyposition]

I know things have been tough lately, but I really am happy. Thank you for that.

Well, I'm very sorry if me always wanting more of you makes things a little too hard. 😉

[mygoodsir]

Tim, it is my greatest pleasure in life to give you any happiness.

I don't mind. I've not dropped dead of exhaustion yet!

[holyposition]

You're gonna make me blush :)

Try not to. Dying making love might not be worst way to go while we're here, but it would be awfully traumatic for me.

[mygoodsir]

You are very fetching in pink. ;)

I shall take care not to do so, then.

Tim, if money and location were no object, what would you want for your birthday?

[holyposition]

If I could have anything, it would be to see my family. About a week after my birthday, I'll have been here for a year. The last time I spoke to my parents it was an argument.

And I guess the next time, it will be too. But I want them to know I'm okay.

[mygoodsir]

It is amazing how strangely time passes when you are trapped somewhere.

You are a good son, Tim. Even if they cannot see it. I wish you could speak to them again.

[holyposition]

I'm gay and I betrayed McCarthy, I don't think they could imagine a worse son in their wildest dreams.

But maybe we can move past it, in time.

[mygoodsir]

Nonetheless, you are good.

I hope it is so.

[holyposition]

I try to be. But they want grandchildren.

Maggie might understand. We've always been close.

[mygoodsir]

Do they not adopt children in the 1950s?

One's siblings are frequently more understanding than parents. And from what you've said, she sounds very fond of you indeed.

[holyposition]

Gay men don't. It isn't allowed. We'll "corrupt" them.

What about your family? You've been away from them for even longer.