ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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won the presidency as a republican and came out to my constituents during my acceptance speech, ama

[hymen]

[multiverse]

Did TMZ have a field day? I can almost picture the magazine covers.

[hymen]

I was a paparazzi darling even before that. Comes with being the hottest vice president in a long history of wrinkly old guys. My favorite covers were the grocery store tabloids with blurry pictures of people who looked vaguely like me engaging in scandalous activities with other men.

[multiverse]

Scandalous to your white suburban mothers feeding their spoiled children and useless husbands, maybe. Surely nothing that scandalized you, though?

[hymen]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with spoiling your children. [ it is galahad's right to be as spoiled as he wants. ] I guess the thing that scandalized me most was that no one came after me with pitchforks. No one important, anyway. The whole country loved Ash. I was just another person who made him my entire world.

Would you vote for me?

[multiverse]

You're such a romantic, Embry.

( where is her gutter whore????? )

I'm not American. Would you sneak me into the country so I could vote illegally?

[hymen]

It allegedly takes one to know one.

I'd sneak you anywhere. Plane, car, or horse?

[homosexuals]

I never got around to asking - how'd the public take it? Was it as bad as you imagined?

[hymen]

The blowback wasn't as bad as it would've been if I was just starting out. Or if Ash was alive. Turns out declaring that the love of your life was assassinated gets you some pity points. Some of my past fucks did come out of the woodwork for their fifteen minutes of fame, but I'll be damned if I could remember a single one of their faces.

[achilles]

Any regrets?

[hymen]

[ that someone didn't shoot him on the stand — ] That you didn't hear it. I'm pretty sure I'll still be quoted three-hundred years from now.

[achilles]

If you find a transcript, I'll give it a look over. I'll take cliffnotes, even. I'm interested. There's no chance Morgan or Vivienne cleaned it up for you, I bet it's all your words.

[hymen]

Must you bring up my mother and my sister in the same breath that we're discussing how I told the world I love choking on your cock? I just ate.

[holyposition]

I'm sorry the circumstances surrounding it have to be so terrible. But it gives me hope that nobody tried to kill you over it. Thank you, Embry.

[hymen]

The assassination attempt came from my political belief that I should be allowed to nuke a dictator off the face of the earth. But the future's not all bad for those who love taking it up the ass.

[holyposition]

Charming as always. I fear the future where people would vote for you.

[advertising]

As what?

[hymen]

As the first American president capable of stealing both your husband and your wife.

[advertising]

How did America take it?