ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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made it to high school girls soccer nationals and then my plane crashed, ama

[diarists]

[temujackie]

Do you think we would have won?

[diarists]

[promptly:] Absolutely.

[temujackie]

Dooo you think I would have gotten more than like ten minutes of playing time?

[diarists]

More than Gen, at least?

[temujackie]

You're just saying that because you don't like Gen.

[ mel knows your ways ]

[diarists]

I'm just being honest about our hypothetical nationals game.

[temujackie]

Who do you think Martinez was going to make captain after you guys graduated?

[ not a lot of strong contenders. omg what if he picked rachel goldman? ]

[diarists]

-- probably Rachel Goldman, god. Or Allie? Making up for Tai and everything.

[holyposition]

You ever try softball?

[diarists]

Nah, I'm more of a kick and run kinda girl. If there's a bat involved, I'm useless.

[holyposition]

Are you sure? I've found hitting things with a bat to be a fun way to get some frustration out.

[diarists]

Better or worse than burning them?

[holyposition]

Depends. Bat is better for metal and plastics, obviously. And glass, too, if you want a shatter instead of a melt.

[diarists]

I guess I wouldn't mind shattering a few things.

[holyposition]

Maybe it would help calm you down. So you can come back out of the woods.

[diarists]

I'm calm, I'm just in the woods.

[buio]

Shit. Did you die?

[diarists]

Unfortunately, no.

[buio]

Right. So now what?

[diarists]

Now I'm here. After like two years in middle-of-nowhere Canada.

[buio]

Do you like this place more than Canada?

[diarists]

The food's definitely better. And it isn't as cold. And the whole running-water thing is awesome.

[buio]

Jesus, you're not one of those people who came here from the 1800s or something are you?

[diarists]

God, no. 1997. But we never got rescued after the plane crash, so.

Still out there, shitting in the woods.