ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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danny johnson's brother, ama

[wrackful]

[chels told me to put this]

[vermax]

Unfortunate for you. ( not a question but!!! )

[wrackful]

Pretty big assumption there. I mean, as well as not being a question.

[vermax]

I doubt I am wrong. How is he as a brother? Is the killing a family sport?

[wrackful]

You don't know me, man. Could be he's the unfortunate one.

He's mine. Only one I've got, so I can't really stick him on a scale for you. And we've done it together, if that's what you mean.

[temporicide]

Can I call you деверь sometimes? It means brother-in-law.

[wrackful]

Sure. Means I get to call you the SIL, though.

[temporicide]

The SIL! It makes me sound like a natural disaster or some kind of event happening. I like it.

Now we have names for each other. It's settled.

[wrackful]

Yeah, well, I guess you kind of happened like that. Came out of nowhere, hit him that hard.

[temporicide]

That went both ways. Like flying suddenly. I always wished I could fly.

What was it like for you? When you happened to each other.

[wrackful]

It wasn't just once. It was...

[Complicated. Messy. Spread out into chopped up, painful pieces between John, and Quentin, and Cesare. Danny lying, Murphy fighting. Nothing as neat or pretty as flying, but then, that wouldn't fit them, would it?]

He found me. That's how it is. He'll always find me, even if I don't know I'm lost.

[hymen]

Why the hell do you guys keep multiplying?

[wrackful]

Probably to piss you off. Universe kind of sucks like that. But if "you guys" means Jem, that's different anyway.

[hymen]

Different how? You didn't make this up just like she made her thing up?

[wrackful]

He chose her, he didn't choose me. But if you think that makes hers made up, I guess they don't have adoption where you're from.

[hymen]

Forgive me for not respecting the sanctity of Danny's relationships. Where would you like me to send my apology note? Hell? Anyway, please refrain from bringing the respected concept of adoption into whatever's going on here.

[wrackful]

So you'll respect a concept more than a person. I'm shocked, definitely couldn't have seen that coming.

[hymen]

If the person is Jem? Yeah, because she'd sell out my family for a half-eaten bag of Cheetos. And she wouldn't give a shit that Ash is adopted, either.

[cholesterol]

You live a whole life, that's what you go with? This Danny guy's gotta be someone.

[wrackful]

Maybe I didn't feel like answering questions about anything else.

[cholesterol]

Guess I gotta stick to subject Danny. What was it like growing up with him?

( Also, he's a serial killer, right? )

[wrackful]

We didn't grow up together. Didn't know each other existed till I was sixteen. Then it was either him or another hellhole foster place, and I figured a guy who probably wanted a surprise screw-up kid brother like a hole in the head would be easier to get away from.

[cholesterol]

( So, is he a serial killer? )

-- Confused about the getting away from, part, but, I guess it doesn't really matter. You're both here together. Your plan really came together.

[wrackful]

No, my plan fell apart when it turned out he did want the surprise screw-up kid brother. But sure, we can skip ahead a bunch of steps. Wouldn't want to bore you.

[cholesterol]

Wasn't expecting the full nine, dude. You want to monologue, be my guest.