fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[littlepebble]

I've already tasted Alia's many pleasures, so, fuck Max. Marry Alia so I can taste them again. Kill Jem.

[queimar]

Are you going to tell us about these pleasures?

[littlepebble]

They're in her pussy mostly. Which is pretty and pink and glistens like a flower at dawn.

[queimar]

No wonder she let you taste it. [ Because, ] Talented tongue. What else does it do?

[littlepebble]

You'll have to ask her!

[queimar]

You're undoubtedly too good to be shy.

[littlepebble]

I'm not holding out because I'm shy. Perhaps you haven't earned the filthy details.