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fuck marry kill

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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A'ight —

Good Stab, Ilya, and Roza.

Hmmmmmmmm.

Fuck Roza, she's beautiful. Marry Good Stab, he seems nice and won't die too soon. Kill Ilya. Sorry!

[man who just got here five minutes ago:]

Da-Lua, Homelander, Caroline. [a beat.] There's a person named "Homelander" here?

We of the same mind. 'course, I'd swamp around Good Stab and Roza, personally.

( holding out the hat!! )

Lady's choice.

Haha! So fun. Let's play:

Cassian, Wanda, Eddie. These are not people I know personally, but [shrug] Who cares? If you tell me a secret about them I'll return the favor.

Marry Wanda, chop the rest!!

( guy who doesn't get the game. )

Secret about Wanda: her favorite color is red! That's cool, right? She's the bomb.

Aww, poor Ilya.

[ She does not know him, but two kills so soon? Doesn't look good. ]

Let's see...Shanks, Hawk, and Faith.

Not how you play, but okay. They're dead.

[sorry boys girls rule]

That isn't a very good secret, Adrian. What's so "bomb" about her?

Edited 2026-01-13 21:01 (UTC)

[ From a hat, ]

Alia. Max. Jem.

You haven't met him? He's nice. ( to nami!!! ) Fuck Caroline, marry Homelander and become Mrs. Homelander, kill Da-Lua. Easy.

Your turn: Tim, Bob, Koby.

( girl who notably did not grab names out of the hat )

I would like to be excluded from this game, Nami.

[ Ask him in 2.5 drinks. ]

( this is a test ........ )

Marry Faith. Me 'n her — we can work it out. Fuck Shanks, kill Hawk. No offense intended 'course.

Marry Cassian. [ duh. ]

Fuck Wanda. Nothing personal, Eddie.

What kind of secret?

Edited 2026-01-13 21:08 (UTC)

I would like ten billion berry, Tim.

She's cool! She's like ...

Really strong? And a total baddie. Check out her butt when you see her, you'll like it.

[ nice?

mrs. homelander???

mrs. homelander???????

]

[swiveling around on his chair immediately to give her the attention she deserves.] Mmmm, now, correct me if I'm wrong, but you are the owner of this fine establishment, yes? Far be it from me to disagree with your assessment, being so new myself.

[he takes a sip of the drink he's been made, tongue dragging over his lower lip.] Only had the pleasure of meeting the first two, unfortunately, so: fuck Tim, marry Bob, kill Koby.