fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[revvedup]

What can I say, Wanda’s prettier.

[ again, sorry eddie. ]

He’s not from Earth. Never saw them before we got to Duplicity. It really freaked him out when I told him about people trying to get high from licking them.

[endow]

Women are prettier, this is known.

Poor thing! But being fearful of psychedelic frogs is pathetic.

[revvedup]

[ shrugging before she sips her drink. ] You did say an embarrassing fear.

Your turn: Isolde, Greer, Thresher.

[endow]

Then he is not a real man.

Yes! Marry Greer, take Isolde, kill Thresher. She seems very angry, I think she could put up a good fight if it came to it.

[revvedup]

Good thing you’re not the one marrying him.

Ooh, good choices. Greer does look hot in white.

[endow]

Very right! I would never marry a man afraid of something he's never seen in his life.

[clappy hands for greer.]

She's the type to look good in anything. Next: Zephir, Harry, Devon. Pick your poison.

[revvedup]

I take it you don't put a lot of stock into fear of the unknown.

Yeah, she is. [ after considering a moment: ] Marry Harry, fuck Zephir, kill Devon.

[endow]

Why would I put stock into something so stupid?

[eyeroll.]

I'd do the same. I believe I've met Devon once. He's similar to a rabid animal, if the rabid animal were starving for attention.

[macrosmatic]

I'm not angry.

[ she said, angrily ]

[endow]

Sorry, is that just your face? Your tone? Everything about you?

[macrosmatic]

[ excuse ]

Who are you again?

[endow]

Hi, Thresher! I am Yeko. You're with Cellar and the animal boys, right? Big group from home. You must feel lucky.

[macrosmatic]

That's right. What about you, Yeko? Have any friends from home?

[endow]

I have Da-Lua. Have you met?

[macrosmatic]

[ the look on her face is saying yes ]

That man is your friend?

[endow]

[her face brightens.]

You have! If you can call it that, yes, we are close to friends. Why? Has he gotten under your skin yet?