fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[homosexuals]

Fuck you, marry you, then I’m pretty sure we’re obligated to kill ourselves.

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[hymen]

You don't think you'd enjoy being married to me?

[homosexuals]

Embry, that's a completely different sentence.

I would. But you'd probably threaten me with a divorce every other day.

[hymen]

[ yes. and? ]

You'd have to wear lace underwear to the ceremony and send pictures.

[homosexuals]

Not a chance in hell. It'd look better on you, anyway.

Where are we honeymooning?

[hymen]

What about my needs, Hawk? What if I want to see you in them?

Banff. Like real men trying to escape the US government but still have jobs to go to in three days.

[homosexuals]

…You really wanna see that shit? On me?

Well, for your eyes only, I guess.

Three days only. Ouch. That’s why mid-level bureaucracy is the sweet spot.

We’ll do the Fairmont. I wanna see you naked in a hot tub and in front of the mountains. Room with a view, obviously.