fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[guinegreer]

You already know what my answer would be.

[ marry him, if he’d let her. fuck bucky, which is equally obvious. (sorry, ani!) ]

[hymen]

You can't marry me, because I'd want you to walk naked down the aisle, and then Vivienne would find a way to put us both in prison.

[guinegreer]

Who says we can’t elope?

[hymen]

I don't know. God? My mother? How am I supposed to make Ash kiss my feet while we exchange rings if we don't go to a proper church?

[guinegreer]

Rather convenient that there's already a church here, wouldn't you agree?

[hymen]

There's also spreader bars in the Otherworld.

[guinegreer]

Well, you’re morally obligated to take me there anyway.