fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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michael burnham | star trek: discovery

[intelligence]

I got... Bob, Jackie, Silco.

[buio]

Fuck Bob... marry Jackie, I guess. Kill Silco.

[homosexuals]

Marry Bob, fuck Silco, kill Jackie.

Before anyone thinks this is some sort of 1950's anti-feminism thing, I don't know the girl.

[intelligence]

You're from the 1950s?

[homosexuals]

‘54 if you wanna get specific.

How far along from you?

[katharma]

[ wow ]

I have a name, you know.

[homosexuals]

I know, that’s why I said it up there.

You can’t call a girl a girl anymore either?

Unless you’re - not. In which case, my apologies.

[ok boomer.]

kinda here.

[sensive]

[ 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 ]

[homosexuals]

[hi baby boy.]

[dead_tongue]

Marry Bob, fuck Silco... oh, I don't want to kill anyone but... Sorry, Jackie, I'm too gay to sleep with and I'm not into sexless marriage.

And fucking Silco might let me work through some issues.

[temujackie]

[ two "kill jackie"s in a row is TWO TOO MANY >:( ]

Well, I'd marry Jackie. And then I guess... flip a coin about the other two?

[katharma]

Finally, thank you Mel.

[temujackie]

You're so welcome, Jax.

[ she blows a kiss ]

[katharma]

[ she grins, catching it before blowing a kiss back to her. ]