fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[breeding]

[ It's fun. Fun in the way Nami is fun, where the thrill comes half from the fact that she likes him at all and half from the fact that he's never one hundred percent sure where the line between serious and joking is. But she says everything like she means it, even the jokes, and that's part of what he likes about her.

So: his eyebrows raise, but he taps his own ring finger, mouthing, what's your size? ]

[money]

( she laughs, not quietly, shaking her head at him. still, there can only be one answer, which she mouths at him with a gesture of something of some great heft and weight: big.

before winking at him. he gets it. )

watching from across the room

[kobes]

[]

not here.

[money]

( don't think for a second u were not clocked marrying ani and not nami. so i guess i mean nothing to u.

)

[kobes]

[🥺🥺🥺 and if he wants to sleep like a curled up little shrimp in nami's bed and be her personal heating pad for all of time??? does this mean nothing??]