fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[knelt]

Is August very marriageable? I've never met him. He is handsome, though.

[longlegs]

Oh, totally. He's hot, a softie, knows magic and cooks. The only downside is he'll take days to answer a text.

[ Cheeky. ]

'That help you decide your answer?

[knelt]

Definitely, yes. I think maybe I'll ... marry August, fuck Tony, kill Ash? That sounds awful.

( bro is already dead but also married to bestie greer... is it weirder to admit her husband is hot or kill him (again)? )

1000% here

[dwelt]

[you two ladies get drinks handed to you with a lil magical flourish. they are their favorite colors ❤️ how does he know? magic, duh.]

[knelt]

( u ever make the absolutely right decision )