fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[quizzes]

Got it!

( reaching in, grabbing a handful of papers, )

Cellar, Embry, Jem, and Saber.

( adrian that's four ? )

[endow]

[???????]

Marry Cellar, [she's already been with embry but she's not broadcasting that...] bed Jem, kill Saber.

Embry can go in the dog house with you.

[quizzes]

Why am I in the doghouse?? Marry me instead.

1/2

[endow]

[?!]

[endow]

Why would I marry you?!

[quizzes]

Um, because you like me? What's so great about Cellar anyway? It's because she's blonde, isn't it? And hot. Fuck. I'm bleaching my hair.

[wundagores]

[she hasn't caught everything (this is just a pass-through).]

I'd marry you, Adrian.

[quizzes]

( wanda ... !!!!!! )

I'd marry you, too!

[wundagores]

[ ]

You don't have to bleach your hair, by the way. I like it the way it is.

[endow]

Who said I like you?

[denial is a river in egypt etc etc...]

You weren't even on the list, Adrian! [huff. puff, even.] Don't bleach your hair. I like it the way it is.

[quizzes]

( debating how much trouble he'll be in if he says 'your pussy' ? )

Oh yeah? ( ) No, you're right. When blonde people make out they look like siblings.

[endow]

[he best hold his tongue]

How much porn are you watching to think that??