fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[hymen]

If you say marry, that means I'm killing myself and possibly taking you with me.

[restored]

I'm taking that as a compliment. Even the idea of never getting to choke on my dick again makes you suicidal.

[hymen]

If you really cared about my well-being, you would've offered it up more instead of threatening to kill me.

[restored]

You gonna keep holding that over me, or are you gonna get your ass over here so I can show you just how much I care?

[And, thanks to his conversation with Bob-]

I wonder just how much of my arm you could take before you tap out...

[hymen]

I've never tapped out in my life. [ whatever thing happened with the sentry wasn't real and doesn't count. ] I would've thought Ash told you that.

[restored]

There's a first time for everything.

[Says the guy who has actually never tried fisting before. But that's not the point.]

If you think you can handle it, get Ash to ask me.

[🤡]

[hymen]

I don't need his permission.

[ does he....... ]

[restored]

Ain't about permission. I want to make sure he gets to see what you look like when you finally do tap out.

[hymen]

You think you can humiliate me in front of Ash? With your R2-D2 arm?

[restored]

[Oh hey, he knows that reference!]

Who said anything about humiliation? I'd use you till you can't go any longer, and still keep pushing for more. If you think Ash can go long enough to wreck you, you ain't seen anything yet.