fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[endow]

Do you have a death wish?

[queimar]

Only if you're the one killing me, little fox. You'd be creative with it.

[endow]

[blush...wait.]

Of course I would! You would remember it forever, if I were to kill you here.

[queimar]

I'd give you the same honor, of course.

[ is this flirting 🫱🦋?? ]

[endow]

[the prospect of this is exciting.]

If there's such an event we must face one another, I'll aim for you first.