fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[molloys]

I expect a swift mock trial and a painless execution if my crimes outweigh my flattery.

Marry Yeko so I can be her praying mantis. Fuck whoever of the two left is meaner. Kill whoever's left.

Just got here, don't know hardly anyone.

[temporicide]

I'm taking notes on this. I'm going to remember it.

But are you prone to crimes? Because here, that means you'll be in company.

[molloys]

I'll happily sign a deposition, if need be. Swear an oath in blood, whatever.

Define "crimes". [bemused, over the rim of his glass.]

[temporicide]

Oh, things that make people yell at you. Maybe even though you only did it one time and it was a dumb rule anyway.

[molloys]

[a solemn nod.] Jaywalking, double-dipping, parking in a tow zone, light embezzlement here and there. Punched someone in the face at a coffee shop once.