fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[nightsung]

Yelena, Parisa, Greer.

[multiverse]

Marry Yelena, fuck Greer. Rest in peace, sweet Parisa. Gone but not forgotten. Heart — what will you write on my tombstone? Something beautiful, I pray.

[nightsung]

I’d just resurrect you, obviously. But we can give you a decadent funeral, if you’d like one.

[multiverse]

I would. You'll have to wear a devastating dress, of course. A reason for me to come back.

[nightsung]

A deep open neckline and slits to both thighs, but a jewel-encrusted veil to hide my sorrow. Astaribun and Shadowhen will have matching veils.

[multiverse]

And heels, please. I'll imagine you too heartbroken for underwear.

[cholesterol]

Fuck Parisa, Marry Greer, really haven't crossed Yelena's path much.