fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[femicide]

Oh, I’m not that kind. [ a beat. ] I could be persuaded to fuck you, however, so you might make an informed decision.

[wundagores]

There's no clock ticking on the decision, is there? Maybe it would be best if I was informed.

[femicide]

What intelligent, enterprising woman would think otherwise?

[ a smile that could be bashful, if not for the ease with which she offers it. ]

Wanda, was it?

[wundagores]

Wanda Maximoff.

[there's a smile from her, too.]

If you're describing me as intelligent or enterprising, then I might describe you as generous.