fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[hymen]

Are you trying to seduce me? Show me your tits first.

[molloys]

In public, darling? You're embarrassing me.

[hymen]

You seem like the kinda guy that's good for it.

[molloys]

Nicest way I've ever been told I look like a slut. Close competition, though.