fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[wycaros]

Uh, hi. [ carol here! ] Humbly requesting no mortal duels fought on my behalf.

[temporicide]

But I was thinking I could learn to fence!

[wycaros]

Well, in that case, I'd hate to come between a woman and her desired sword.

[ the loyal wycaro readers would never forgive her otherwise. ]

[temporicide]

The pact is sealed. I'm trying to get very Medieval Times with this. I have a vision.

[wycaros]

If you're thinking Medieval Times, apparently there are horses on the property.