fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[internship]

I thought the little American flag sweaters were appropriate for the vice president. Really wholesome.

[hymen]

I'm a wholesome man, as you very well know. I do like to be wooed.

[internship]

Do you think I’m wooing you?