fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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not here (also ben? in front of my salad? 😭)

[aldhani]

[maybe this can be a two-person job, see. it's fine]

directly in front of the ceasar 😔

[revvedup]

[ talk to her if they end up in ANOTHER sex-fueled world and he takes two weeks to let her know he’s there again ]