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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[

sighing so loudly, like a dog. ]

Lemme guess. [ ticking this off on his fingers, ] Marry Stephen, fuck Stefan, lights out for Bob.

You're guessing for me? I couldn't marry Stefan. He was my dad for a month.

He was your — wha — you’re gonna. You’re gonna kill your dad? Or fuck your dad?

I guess I'd have to kill him.

So, between you and Stephen, who's more likely to agree to a Catholic ceremony?

I don’t, um, really have ceremony opinions. [ guy who has never thought about marriage for real until this exact second. ] I’m agnostic, I guess. [ since thor and loki are real. and stuff. ] Stephen is maybe, technically, a member of a temple of some kind. I don’t know how it works. [ nebulous gesture. ] With the magic.

[ leaning across the table. ]

Are you — are we doing the, the straight girls making out at the club thing? Is that what’s happening?

Edited 2026-01-13 23:14 (UTC)

Oh, we couldn't get married if he burns on entry. I guess it's Bob Laughlin.

[ With a tequila laced grin, Tim leans in, because Bob is leaning in, so why shouldn't he? ]

Is...what? I don't know what that means.

[ What girls are doing at parties is literally not his business. ]

[ he thinks it’s sweet that tim wants that. impressive, too, that he knows what he wants. ]

That sounds. [ softer. ] Better than Reynolds, honestly.

[ should have killed HIS dad. anyway. ]

Straight girls make out at straight bars. [ locking in. ] Because straight guys think it’s hot. There is — probably a certain. Subsection of guys. That think you and me, [ a two-fingered gesture between them. ] would be hot. By the same principle. [ he straightens again, with a smile that’s almost a laugh. ] But you’re also off your face, and you have to kill your dad, so. You can marry me Catholic style without worrying about that. I think the new Pope’s cool with it and everything.

Tim Reynolds...yeah, you're right. Sorry.

[ Oh. Ohhhhhh. He laughs. ]

You can just say Hawk, he'll own up to it.

Do you want it to be like that? Me and Koby do it sometimes.

Probably not just Hawk. [ shrug. ] You’re really good looking. Which is the whole point.

[ for shallow thrills. ]

Like Robert Laughlin? [ damn. ] Whoa. That’s hard to beat. [ sorry to robert belova and robert barnes??? this is taking your lunch money, phonetically. ] But I’m, uh. Maybe not. I kinda like it to count.

[ Not knowing how to take that compliment so moving right along! ]

It sounds very dignified. You could be a knight. Or a professor.

Aww. That's sweet. More people around here could use that kind of attitude. It does count with Koby though. He's my best friend in the world.

Edited (typo noticed over 12 hours later nbd) 2026-01-14 16:50 (UTC)