fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[aldhani]

He's friends with my fiancée. Which means he's around. He was with us the weekend we were locked in.

[cassian says this like it's the worst thing that's ever happened to him.]

He makes it his mission to be as annoying as possible.

[holyposition]

You made it sound like he kills people.

[aldhani]

He kills my patience.