fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[murderbooks]

After fucking and marrying.

[aldhani]

[an amused huff]

The fucking and the marrying with just myself? Can't imagine that'd be very interesting.

[a beat.]

I'm Cassian.

[murderbooks]

Scott.

And, no, I meant Dean and Neon. With the nature of the game, if you took yourself off the board, you would still have to sleep with and marry someone. I guess before... killing yourself. This got dark.

[aldhani]

A little.

[he shrugs, the mood still light. hard to really be fazed by that when you're already dead.]

I'll marry Dean before that, then, since he's the one I know.

[murderbooks]

Well, from everyone's looks, cause that's all I can go on, Neon is young and I prefer people closer to my age. You're nice enough. I guess marry you, and, sigh, kill Dean.

[aldhani]

I won't tell Dean you said that. It'll stay between us until I take myself off the board.

[murderbooks]

Sure. I won't worry about this Dean guy, then. Well, Cassian, I'm Scott. Sorry I pulled your name.

[aldhani]

Scott.

[a nod of acknowledgment, and then, a shrug.]

It could've been worse. Could've been someone who wanted to kill me.

[that number in this house is actually not zero]

[murderbooks]

Does someone here want to kill you?

( A name on that wheel? )

[cholesterol]

Aw, Cass. Didn't know you felt that way. Same, if Max or Alex wouldn't end me right then and there.

[aldhani]

I'm sure Max would be willing to work something out.

[cholesterol]

Yeah, for little ol me?

[revvedup]

Call me sentimental.

[aldhani]

[he wraps an arm around her shoulders, and tilts his head as he looks at dean in a very see? sort of gesture.]

[cholesterol]

Wouldn't be my first threesome. Not that the cabin counted. You two give good cuddle, though, I'll give you both that.

[revvedup]

We're even better at it when we're not forced to to stay alive.

[cholesterol]

Hope that's true of everyone.