fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[hymen]

He's not bad.

Fuck Corry. Marry Lestat so he could play the piano while I drink and jerk off. Kill Giles, but in a nice way.

[holyposition]

It's better if our taste isn't a perfect match, probably.

What is a nice way to kill him?