fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[temujackie]

Yeah, so don't kill any of us.

[cholesterol]

Literally said I wouldn't. Not that I want to marry you, though. I'm old enough to be your father.

[temujackie]

I think that's part of the appeal for some people.

[cholesterol]

Not for me.

[temujackie]

Good. I mean, it's gross, so.