fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[cholesterol]

Unfair to Eddie, but we're not friends. I guess I'll fuck Wanda and go into a multi-marriage with Max and Cassian.

( Probably sexless. )

[endow]

[a bark of laughter.]

Do you think they would take you? Max and Cassian.

[cholesterol]

Dunno, but this game's hypothetical, ain't it?

( This is his idea. )

Cassian seems to think she might.

[endow]

Does he? He thinks a lot of things. He's scared of frogs, did you know?

[cholesterol]

Did not know that, no.

[endow]

I'm kidding! He loves them. You should find a frog outside and give it to him as a gift.

[cholesterol]

Yeah, I don't believe you. Just going to avoid frogs altogether.

[endow]

If you insist, Dean Winchester.

[cholesterol]

You're not to be trusted, Yeko.

[endow]

I can be trusted to be a fox, and that is as much as you can trust me.