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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

here & also not here.

[haggle]

( from tables away, ani's nails tap away at the speed of flying bullets. mid-conversation, embry's phone pings once, twice, in warning. )

lip gloss suggestion for the next time you're thinking about putting my name in your mouth

( attached, slowly loading at screechy dial-up speeds: a helpful, instructional picture. )

ps: pity votes from the fucking psychward you're calling a poly-fam don't count
peace

( any reply back pushes up against the same message: YOU CAN NO LONGER RECEIVE OR REPLY TO MESSAGES FROM USER @ 🦋. blocked from her life, blocked from the pink slip, and now blocked from her contact list — the three-step plan for embracing her ✨healing era✨ or whatever the fuck. happy new year. )