fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[hislittleflower]

Kill Kovacs.

[ Queen of the petty grudge has arrived. ]

look, i have to

[dispositionally]

Damn, the other two just get left out.

[ dear peony pls tell her this funny story thank u ]

[hislittleflower]

They can fight for the honour of marrying me for all I care. But Kovacs must be the one to die.

[dispositionally]

I'm gonna be honest that this question game never made sense to me because presumably someone would be fucking who they married anyway; I don't care if I'm overthinking it. I'm sure your dress in the hypothetical wedding would be fabulous, though.

Did this guy steal some of your shit?

[ People have asked about missing things more than once over the last few weeks, so.... ]

[temporicide]

I'm sensing a story. Or are you winding him up?

[hislittleflower]

I am being entirely serious.

He irks me.

[temporicide]

An oil and water type of thing, huh?