fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[interpersonally]

... Someone has to die. Do you even know my name?

[dead_tongue]

Aren't you the pouty one?

[interpersonally]

Of how many people?

( Also, doesn't this rest his case. )

It's Stefan. Salvatore.

[dead_tongue]

Like the whole manor?

Yeah! The pouty one who seems like he's in the mob probably.

[interpersonally]

I pour more than anyone else in this manor.

Why do I seem like I'm in the mob?

[dead_tongue]

You just have mob son vibes. You never noticed?

[interpersonally]

In the other Saltburnt, I did. But, no, not here. I don't see what you see.

[dead_tongue]

Are you a self aware sort of guy?

[interpersonally]

Yes, I am.

[dead_tongue]

Mmmmmm okay.

[interpersonally]

Good talk, then.