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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

not here

[wrackful]

[it's not his fault his sussy bf vibes are somehow the only ones you're not magnetically attracted to!!!]

not here

[dead_tongue]

[this is true. how is he immune? science needs to get on that.]