fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[dead_tongue]

Is that not how sham husbandry works? Because if you married me for my culinary skills you're gonna be sorely disappointed.

[buio]

Yeah, nah — you're good, I just remembered I never want to be called somebody's wife. Not even hypothetically.

[dead_tongue]

So if I call you wifey you'll murder me?

[buio]

Fuck around and find out Ignatius.

[dead_tongue]

That's my whole life story!