fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[poppycock]

Who? ( stefan pls this old man can't be bothered to learn the names of the currently inconsequential )

[interpersonally]

Shadowheart helped heal Damon from his werewolf venom. You would see her around Gale and Astarion. Iggy... just cried at me because I'd kill him. Theo is married to Cellar, I think.

[poppycock]

I suppose I'll kill Iggy too. Marry Shadowheart and shag Theo then.

[interpersonally]

Then we will enjoy our marriage together.

A bit childish, but, technically, it's your turn. Do you have three names?