fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[holyposition]

I don't know Elias so I guess I would kill him. And...sex with Klaus, marry Adrian. I'd probably feel like more of a babysitter than a husband, though.

[temporicide]

Adrian would keep a person on their toes, right? Some people worry about marriage being boring. But he is full of adventure.

[holyposition]

They do? I guess if that's something you're worried about, he's a good choice.