fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[poppycock]

Someone must fall, I suppose.

[holyposition]

[ Reaching for the hat! ]

Alright, how about...Theo, Shauna, and Homelander?

[poppycock]

Kill Theo, since I have no idea who he is. ( the smallest pause of consideration!! ) Fuck Shauna and marry Homelander.

[holyposition]

Oh, Theo's sweet! He's an artist.

[poppycock]

Well now I'm disappointed I killed him. I'm a bit of an artist myself.

[holyposition]

Oh, really? What do you do?