fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[cholesterol]

Uhh, let me guess. Sapphira?

[retrogressive]

Hello, Dean! I noticed that many people want to kill you. Are you okay?

[cholesterol]

Hey, Sapphira. Welcome to the party.

I don't take a game like this seriously.

...They do?

[retrogressive]

Thank you! Everyone here has been so warm and open. I don't immediately see why you were chosen to die so many times. You're not ugly to me.

[cholesterol]

Because the game's a popularity context. At least the president killed me with respect.

( That's something.

He picks the hat back up and holds it out. )

Your turn.