fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[cholesterol]

Lady, we just met. Would you prefer, 'woman?'

( He feels like an elder, too! )

[wycaros]

Let’s just go with lady for now.

[cholesterol]

Fine, lady. Are we betrothed, now?

[wycaros]

Whatever happened to a proper wooing?

[cholesterol]

Never been my strong suit. Romance and me don't always match up. But, I'll work on it, proper proper later.

[wycaros]

No worries, Dean. I'll let you off the hook this time.

[cholesterol]

Let's work together at there not being a next time, Carol. And, welcome to the house.