fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[cholesterol]

Koby's too young ( And annoying ) only seen Isolde today, but she's beautiful, but I don't need to sex up the head wolf. Maybe, marry Armand, but, like a long distance sexless marriage. And then, yeah Isolde's -- worth it.

[poppycock]

Are you implying you’d let loose the manor’s favorite son? Oh dear.

[cholesterol]

Dude. Murder. Board. He's a stalker.