fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[quizzes]

No way, I couldn't kill any of them! I'd put Bob down just because I keep trying, but he's like, indestructible.

[murderbooks]

Put... Bob down. ( The one that jerked him off, if he followed. ) So, do these people have other qualities beyond being hot?

[quizzes]

Totally! Bob's like, very nice and super chill, like the kind of guy who you could go on really long drives with and never get sick of! Also, he's so handsome. And he's jacked, which you wouldn't expect if you saw him, because he has this whole kicked puppy, giant teddy bear thing about him. But I swear — shredded. And humble about it!

Oh, and. Um, let's see ... I think Amy's super into stationary.

[murderbooks]

Stationary. Okay. So, you're just listing people you like.

( So, he's not going to learn a lot of useful information from this man. Nor is he expecting to really play the game. Not that he could. He knows only Ilya, who he hasn't seen here in person yet. )

So, is there anyone on that list, or anyone else, I should know? Or, need to know? Is everyone friends here?