fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[endow]

Two birds one stone, you could fuck me while I kill you.

[haha joking. unless???]

Ah, yes. Poor thing with a fake frog floating in his drink. [the little amphibian disintegrates quite prettily, sparkling into the air. she reaches for the drink for a sip since he seems keen on ignoring it.] I can bring many things to life. Your worst fear, or your deepest desire. It is something to think about, isn't it?

[aldhani]

That's efficient.

[also joking haha (unless??

he does glance at max to make sure she's talking to someone else as he does make the joke, though. she's famously not a big fan of the him being killed concept.)

after a moment, his gaze is drawn back to the disintegrating frog — which is impressive. the stolen drink, maybe less so, but he doesn't do anything to stop that from happening. something to think about; he has all the appearances of a guy who's doing just that.]

So what is it? My deepest desire. Since you did so well with the frog.

[endow]

Very!

[she glances in max's direction too, lips forming a playful pout. 'need her permission?' yeko's voice hums in cassian's mind.]

Hmm, am I allowed to cheat? I'll find more than your deepest desire. I am trying to be polite by asking, but I don't have to. You should be grateful.